There is one very special category of people who are eligible to receive FreeCalypso hardware at a very great subsidy, perhaps even completely free of cost under certain circumstances. The people to whom we extend such special consideration are an extremely rare cohort, perhaps the rarest category of people on Earth — so rare that we call them unicorns. (The unicorn is a mythological creature renowned for its rarity.) In order to qualify for free of cost or otherwise subsidized FreeCalypso hardware under this unicorn program, you must satisfy all 3 of the following criteria simultaneously:

1. You must be what the post-2020 truth seeker and freedom fighter community calls Pureblood, i.e., someone who has not been injected with any of the so-called vaccines for/against Covid or any other similar injectable bioweapon agents. Specifically, you must have not taken the cooties (Covid) shot in year 2021, nor taken any subsequent Covid shots in any later years, nor taken any other post-2021 vaccine that may be infused with the same anti-spiritual poison as the original Covid vaxx.

   I, Mother Mychaela, am firmly convinced that these so-called vaccines, or more accurately poison injections, are intentionally designed to cause metaphysical damage to the soul that is connected to the body they are injected into. Furthermore, it is an undeniable fact that a very large percentage of the people who took those shots did so not because they genuinely wanted to on their own free will and desire, but because they were coerced and felt that they had no choice. I thoroughly reject the no choice argument: you had the option of killing the person who was forcing you to get the shot and then immediately killing yourself afterward, before police arrive, but you were too cowardly to take this warrior route and chose to take the shot instead. If you are someone who took the shot despite knowing that it was wrong, despite not wanting to, then you are a weak-willed defective human being in my view, and you do not qualify for the unicorn program described on this page. Better luck in your next life!

2. You must support the rights of those people who have undergone a sex change operation, or plan or desire or wish to do so, or just contemplate such possibility. I, Mother Mychaela, am a post-operative trans woman (see detailed medical certificate), and I have no interest in doing business with or extending any special considerations or subsidies to those who are unwilling to see me and my sisters as bona fide women. This requirement that you must support the rights of trans women (and more generally, everyone else who changes their sex in either direction) is being listed directly adjacent to the Pureblood (unvaxxed) requirement because the two are most commonly thought of as mutually exclusive: the vast majority of unvaxxed adult humans (at least in USA) are hard-core conservatives who constantly seek to force other people against their will into what they see as birth sex, and conversely, the vast majority of LGBTQ+ supporters hold pro-Covidian beliefs and are vaxxed and boosted to the max.

   A person who supports the rights of trans women and is unvaxxed at the same time is as rare as the mythological unicorn, hence our use of this whimsical term. You must be a unicorn in this sense in order to qualify for free of cost or otherwise subsidized FreeCalypso hardware.

3. You must hold the following the following beliefs and views regarding GSM/2G cellular phone technology:

   • If a person wishes to intentionally use a 2G-only GSM handset (Nokia 3310 or 5190 etc, Ericsson I888, Motorola RAZR V3, future FreeCalypso end user phone handset etc) as her primary personal phone, i.e., not own or use any kind of Apple or Android smartphone or any kind of modern VoLTE dumbphone, she has a natural right to do so.

   • Those who wish to use such 2G-only vintage GSM phones as their primary personal communication devices have a natural right to demand that GSM/2G cellular network services be preserved and maintained in whichever country or countries they happen to live in.

   • It is a moral crime to shut down any country-wide or otherwise large-scale GSM/2G network if there is at least one person living in the affected territory who wishes to keep using her 2G-only vintage mobile phone.

   • If you become aware of any movement in your own country or somewhere nearby that seeks to build a new GSM/2G network intended to serve as a replacement for those being wrongfully shut down, you must support that movement in every way you can.

Qualification and proof

If you believe that you qualify as a unicorn per the rules set out above, and you are interested in some of our FreeCalypso hardware, you will need to email Mother Mychaela with a detailed introduction of yourself. Please make your introductory email long and include the following information:

• Your name and pronouns;
• What country you live in, and if it is USA, which part of this large country;
• How you feel about GSM/2G technology;
• The current state of GSM/2G services in your country;
• If GSM/2G services in your country are in the process of being or have already been shut down, please describe what acts of protest you have done against that shutdown;
• What were your thoughts and feelings during the reign of terror that unfolded in 2020 and 2021 — please describe in detail how you opposed and resisted that onslaught of tyranny;
• How old you were when that reign of terror unfolded;
• How you were able to remain unvaxxed;
• What kind of discrimination or other abuse you have suffered for not injecting the Cult of Covid Kool-Aid — e.g., social groups from which you were excluded or conferences from which you were disinvited for being unvaxxed;
• How you feel about people who have undergone a sex change operation, or plan or desire or wish to do so, or just contemplate such possibility;
• Whether or not you see me, Mother Mychaela, strictly as a woman and nothing but a woman.

Your responses to these questions will help us evaluate whether or not you qualify for the unicorn subsidy program — so please be detailed and verbose.

Network first, please

As always, we have to keep reminding everyone that all FreeCalypso GSM MS hardware devices (FCDEV3B and Caramel2 development boards, as well as Tango modules) are very strictly GSM MS only, and are not capable of serving or functioning as a GSM base station. Therefore, if you do not already have a sysmoBTS unit or a suitable SDR that works with osmo-bts-trx, you need to obtain that hardware first, before you seek FreeCalypso hardware for GSM MS side. First your own GSM network with either sysmoBTS or SDR, and only then FreeCalypso GSM MS hardware: in this order, please!